Oh wait that's me.
YES! I'M BACK and I'm blogging. It's been a while. I forgot to blog. A LOT.
Well, what recent news? HMM.
Exams. English literature today, and I NEVER HAVE TO READ "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD" AGAIN! *Party*. FUN STUFF. The question was crap though, I had to write twelve pages on how the title was important (?) and I also had to write some stuff about poems, comparing love poems and homicidal poems, etc... ALL GOOD AND FUN... :-S
The only exams I have left are science, in which I plan to do nothing more than draw little doodles at the side of the page. The last one I did, I did the test, then drew the complete cast of "Lord of the Rings" as E. Coli bacteria, fighting the deadly penicillin and the evil streptomycin. I also hypothesised that the centre of the world was a Granny Smiths apple, and I was asked why a radiator didn't work properly, I wrote:
1) The radiator-dwelling pygmies use the hot water to heat their homes.
2) The Evil pygmy-feasting beetle gives off a source of coldness
3) It was made in china so it's bound to not work.
I still got a B.
Hehhe, my science teacher humiliated himself the other day...
"John, you do NOT work in this lesson! There is no way you'll pass the exam!"
"I already got a B."
The last exam we did, see, counts as the score for this one if we do worse in this one.
I'd be exctatic with a D anyway.
Also done a very easy Maths test and a fairly easy spanish test. More spanish tomorrow. Woo.
Pigeon news: They laid more eggs, but because I don't want more babies, I shook the eggs to stop them hatching - It gives the pigeons something to sit on but they won't hatch. Anyway, today, they abandoned them, so I took them out and put them in the bin. When I dropped them in, both cracked - One had nothing but yolk in it, as it should - And a dead baby pigeon fell out of the other.
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! I didn't kill it! The shaking obviously didn't work, so it kept growing, however unfortunately there is a high chance that they will die if they can't break out of the egg shell, because many abbies don't have the strength to. So it would have hatched but died anyway :-(
Anyway, that's all for today. See ya.
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The Science teachers just want you to die a horribly, unimaginably painful death, John. Don't take it seriously!
Glad to see you back. The exams were so easy, weren't they? They made us learn so much useless heck and made us do so much stupid homework and then we just had to explain the title? SO EASY.
Lol, hilarious about Science exams.
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