Inside my head: April Fools.

Oh, April fool's day. The day that, for half a day, we get to pull pranks on people. There's a problem with it, though.

Let's say, for giggles, we cover a teacher in a metric ton of sludge. Funny, right? Well, it doesn't matter what day it is, that teacher still punished me... I mean, WOULD punish me. If I did it. Not that I did... Right?

Also, they say if it's after 12.00, then "The joke's on you."

Not really. I mean, whoever it was still got a prank played on them. the joke's still on them. That's just something people say to make themselves feel better.

WELL! Have you ever noticed just how WILD and ECXTATIC school is?

If so, please, PLEASE tell me some good bits about it.

I see it is a place where teenagers congregate in order to not learn, have abuse screamed at them about how thick they are, have to put up with the half-baked (or completely raw, in some cases) teaching of certain individuals and have an hour a day of free time, still caged in the heck-hole before finally being allowed to stumble home, all for a bit of paper that says "GCSE" on it.

Oh, it's not ALL bad. some year 8's decided they might like to own the school so decided to attack us. As is year 11's duty in such a situation, me and some mates grabbed five or so of them, threw them in a corner and didn't let them out. They looked rather indignified when they realised they'd lost their lunchtime.

We heard some funny stuff. Quotes:

"Don't you KNOW who I am??!!?"
"*Takes out sandwich* Right, I;m gonna throw it! I mean it! *year 11's advance* I'm loaded! I mean it! *Year 8 is promptly crushed to dust, sandwich and all.*"

"*Escapes* YES!!!!!! *Is dragged backwards by me* NO!!!!!!"

"I'll bang y's all!"

Oh, you gotta love those kids. They're pretty quick at that age though; weak though. It'll, I think, be easier to get them once they've started puberty and lost the will to run, or live.

By the way, I've been ignoring the fact that I've been going to force you to... I mean, let you see pictures of the baby pigeons for several days now. Finally could be bothered to take pictures, here they are.

Beasts, right?